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Volume 9
March 1 thru August 3, 2006

Confronting Karl
Rove's Obsessions
March 1, 2006

Cheney Worshippers
Buy Italian Shotguns
March 3, 2006

Newspaper Group Lists
Acceptable Attributions
March 6, 2006

Broken Toilet Seats Top
Latest Bathroom News
March 8, 2006

Overload Shuts Down
Inquiring Minds
March 13, 2006

Ambien Sleepwalker
Confessess Everything
March 15, 2006

Burning Questions Group Wrestles
with Bush Third Term
March 17, 2006

Cribbage Board Users
Feel Warm and Fuzzy
March 20, 2006

High Tech Relief from People
Who Talk too Loud
March 22, 2006

The Truth about "South Park"
and Isaac Hayes
March 24, 2006

It's 3 a.m. and the Emergency Dentist
Is so Very Helpful
March 27, 2006

Administration Seeks
Dog and Cat Abstinence
March 29, 2006

Brown-Skinned People Speaking
Spanish Cause Illness
March 31, 2006

Severed Heads, Fake Penis
Latest Skipped News
April 3, 2006

Tom DeLay Monument Proponent
Vows to Press on wtih Quest
April 5, 2006

How to Get the NSA
to Tap Your Phone
April 7, 2006

Welcome to the Unofficial Tom
Cruise Home Page
April 10, 2006

Frist Marches, Clooney Wiretaps
in Latest Celeb Sightings
April 12, 2006

Pantless Pooh a Cultural War
Symbol at Walk of Fame Ceremony
April 15, 2006

New Technology Gives Green
Light to Peeing in Swimming Pools
April 17, 2006

What's the Big Deal about
Prescription Drug Side Effects?
April 19, 2006

Satirium's Index: FBI Agents, Donuts
and Boy BandsW
April 21, 2006

Dubya Goes through the Motions
at Twenty-Nine Palms
April 24, 2006

This Is So Exciting,
We Just Stand It!
April 26, 2006

Teaching the President How to
Drive Nails in New Orleans
April 28, 2006

Turning off Your Television for a
Week Can Be Frightening
May 1, 2006

Noted Inventor Has a Soltuion
to 'Unconscious Plagiarism'
May 3, 2006

It's Time to Declare Brie
The National Cheese
May 8, 2006

Please, Mr. Snow, Could You
Answer of Few Questions?
May 10, 2006

Dear NSA: About My Calls
to Waziristan
May 12, 2006

Bush Dynasty Brainstorms Future
Campaign Slogans
May 15, 2006

Rash of Naked Carpenters
Plagues Homeowners
May 17, 2006

A Day in the Life of Michael Jackson,
Baharain Style
May 19, 2006

How Many Cats Can
a Libertarian Own
May 22, 2006

Racing Tectonic Plates, Breast Exams
Top Skipped News
May 25, 2006

Ever Wonder Who's in Charge in
the Airliner Cockpit?
May 29, 2006

Three Cheers for a Treasury Secretary
with Lots of Money
May 31, 2006

Pentagon to Test Revolutionary
Speed of Dark Weapon
June 3, 2006

Be Sure to Give Your Bird Flu
Armor a Trial Run
June 6, 2006

Want to Spy on the NSA?
This Tour is for You
June 10, 2006

Could a Talking House for Sale Be
a Plot of the Devil?
June 13, 2006

In High School, Terms Papers
Ain't What They Used to Be
June 17, 2006

Bush Reconsiders the
Presidential Wave
June 19, 2006

Government Incompetency Bureau's
Work Largely Ignored
June 21, 2006

People with Extra Thumbs Gather
for Annual Thumbfest
June 25, 2006

Proposed Addtions to Bush's List
of Disgraceful Acts
June 28, 2006

Ideas We Don't Want to Discuss, at
Least not Right Now
June 30, 2006

Worried about Wrinkles? Try Dog
Saliva Cream
July 3, 2006

Did Speed of Dark Weapon
Zap Korean Missile?
July 6, 2006

Bush Still Building Giant Model
Airplane on His Texas Ranch
July 10, 2006

Persuading a Nude Worker to
Put on His Clothes Is Tricky
July 12, 2006

Clinton Meal, 600-Pound Buddha
Befuddle Headline Writers
July 15, 2006

When Laura and Dubya Fight, Do They
Throw Things?
July 17, 2006

Sex, Donuts Play Pivotal Role in
Treatment of Video Game Addiction
July 20, 2006

Viking Stove, Dog Groomer Top Summer
Romance Novel Reading List
July 24, 2006

Police Called to Quell Au Pere Riot
on the Jersey Shore
July 26, 2006

New CD of Hillary Speeches Played
Backwards a Big Hit
July 28, 2006

Worried Candidates Search
for the Squishy Center
July 31, 2006

Canine Diplay of Private Parts
Causes Uproar
August 3, 2006

Who Wants to Be an
American Citizen?
August 6, 2006