Cribbage Boards to Die For
P.O. Box 12
Sandusky, Ohio 23769
Your wonderful cribbage board (I ordered the Teak Mystique) arrived without a hitch and it was a great hit with my mother-in-law. She is sooo hard to please on her birthday. She said she would read the booklet on how to play cribbage as soon as she finds her glasses and as long as her gout doesn’t flare up. — Katherine S., Petaluma, California.
UPS really beat the crap out of your packaging. Fortunately, we ordered the concrete version, so it came through the ordeal OK. It’s a great product, but my husband was suspicious about the gift, since his birthday isn’t until next summer. (He thinks I’m after his money and even talks about hiring a food taster.) Don’t worry, I’ll nag him into learning how to play. He needs more adventure in his life. — Janice Newman, Phoenix, Arizona
Please find your cribbage board enclosed, since I am returning it. I don’t know who sent this, but I didn’t find it very funny, if it was supposed to be a joke. If it was a gift, I don’t know what they were celebrating and I wouldn’t particularly want a friend who thought a cribbage board was an acceptable gift. I tend toward furry things, as a general gift-giving rule, just in case you have a database or something and whoever it was decides to send me another gift. –
Robert Samuels, Port Jervis, New York
I just want you to know that your papier mache board arrived and that my grandfather and me are playing cribbage at $1,000 a game and he now owes me $240,000. He said if I keep on winning like this, I will have enough money to go to college when I’m old enough, provided I graduate from high school and don’t fall down some booze, drugs or wild women black hole.” He’s always saying dopey things like that. Harold March, Provo, Utah
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the cribbage board. I didn’t even know there was such a game and when the package was delivered (after the screws ripped everything to shreds looking for who knows what) I couldn’t figure out what to do with it. Almost traded if for a pack of cancer nails. Then I saw the little book that came with it. So now my roommate and me play all the time. When he wins, he gets his way with me and vice versa. Also, please thank Prisoners Are Humans Foundation for me. #37283, Department of Corrections, Fountain, Colorado.