Uni-Party Slogans that Transcend Issues Are in High Demand
News Item:
With only 100 days until mid-term congressional elections, both Democrats and Republicans are scrambling to find centrist campaign slogans.
As a public service, Satirium offers the following Uni-Party campaign slogans, safe for any pol to embrace:
Just Trust Me, Dude. I Know What I’m Doing
A Pizza in Every Oven and No More Cabbage Soup
I Would Never Have Voted for Katrina
Boys Will Be Boys, So Give this Girl a Shot
You Can Trust Me to Do the Right Thingie!!!I
I Promise to Never, Ever Talk to a Lobbyist. Period!
I Will Give My Salary Back — If Any Is Left Over
Government of the People, for the People and by the People
Trust Is the Name of the Game
Honest Abe Will Be Looking over My Shoulder Day and Night
When the Going Gets Tough, I Promise not to Pass Out
Win, Lose or Draw, We’re All in This Together
You Can Count on Me to Do a Heckuva Job
I Promise to Shoot Any Lobbyist on Sight
Just Trust Me and We’ll All Get through This Fine as Frog Hair
I Promise to always Work at Least a Three-Day Week