Fight Information Overload Wherever It Rears Its Ugly Head
Here is a list of ideas we would just as soon not have to discuss.
Is there a second act for Jeb Bush? Are you kidding! After the debacle of his older brother? Maybe as a junior, very junior, congress creature from Palm Beach. But nothing more than that. Puleeze.
Will the CIA fire the stewardesses on special rendition flights? The perky young women in their bikini outfits have been a big hit with passengers, but the Supreme Court ruling on Gitmo could force them off the phantom Gulf Stream fleet.
Should Paris Hilton get another dog? Get outta here! This is a serious, meaningful list. Well, maybe she could have one more dog, provided it’s a Dachshund.
What about the naked guy in the next cubicle? Excuse me, but what naked guy in the next cubicle? There’s no naked guy. When did you last have your eyes checked? And even if there were a naked guy… what about the Bill of Rights? What about global warming? What about Bill Frist?
What is the best gun to defend your bird flu bunker? An Uzi, what else? They’re light and maneuverable. They command instant respect. And you can get one on E-Bay for less than fifty bucks.
Are the Bush twins still virgins? You gotta give this one a rest, Dude. I know, it’s a valid question, what with born-again parents and all that. But, you know… Let them lead their lives. They didn’t choose to be born into that family.
Are Dachshunds too close to the ground? Yeah, probably so, particularly if you let them come into the house after they’ve been out playing in the mud. So get a higher-slung breed of dog or buy a vacuum cleaner. Your choice.