Weapon Perfect for Use in North Korean Parallel Universe
Although the Pentagon’s official line is that North Korea’s Taepodong-2 missile failed 43 seconds into its flight and broke up, some weapons experts have another explanation: the super-secret speed of dark weapon that the Bush Administration is believed to be developing.
“It’s certainly within the realm of possibilities,” said Dr. Newfield Conzaga, a professor of physics at North Central Cincinnati University. He is widely credited with first proposing the theoretical possibility of a speed of dark weapon.
“A speed of dark weapon would work best in a parallel universe and there is no question that the North Koreans exist in a parallel universe,” he said. “How exactly the United States would project a SOD beam into the airspace over the Sea of Japan and pick out a missile in flight, I’m not at liberty to speculate about.”
Conzaga created a buzz two years ago among weapons scientists with his SOD theories. He suggested that the speed of dark represents a parallel universe and that just as light can produce powerful lasers, dark could be harnessed to produce even more powerful beams of dark energy.
The professor later claimed that Federal officials pressured him not to speculate publicly about speed of dark weapons or discuss them in his graduate seminars.
The Pentagon is widely believed to have tested a SOD device early last month at White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico. The result of the test, or whether it actually occurred, has not been revealed.
“Of course, the Pentagon and the Bush Administration are going to have no comment on whether a SOD weapon even exists and whether it might have downed the Taepodong-2,” said Allen Hufferman, who publishes the military weapons research newsletter, Huff and Puff.
“You have to remember they’re in a propaganda war with the North Koreans, so it’s very much in their interests to put out the official line that the missile broke up after launch because the North Koreans are inept,” Hufferman said. “But it’s also very much in their interests to let speculation float around that a secret speed of dark weapon zapped the Taepodong-2.”