Checking Bumper Stickers in Bush’s Parking Lot

You Are Your Bumper Sticker, Whether It’s Your Car or Not

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Three Denver residents said they were forcibly removed from one of President Bush’s town meetings on Social Security because they displayed a bumper sticker on their car with the slogan “No More Blood for Oil.”

Here is a list of approved bumper stickers for those who drive a car to a Bush Social Security rally:

Newt’s a Beaut
Bring Him Back

I Get Five Miles to the Gallon
Wanta Make Something of It, Big Boy?

Let the Hand of God
Smite He Who Doubts

Families Is Where Our Nation Finds Hope
Where Wings Take Dream

Dr. Frist Can Diagnose Me
Any Time He Feels Like It

Jeb ‘08
Jenna-Barb ‘12

Every American Has a Sacred Duty
to Clear Some Brush off His Ranch Each Day

It Takes Time
to Restore Chaos and Order

Freedom Will Join the March
Just as Soon as We Can Wake Him Up

John Kerry: Still a Dodo Bird
Al Gore, Too

Democrats:
Let Them Eat Dog Food

I’m a Raving Lunatic
for John Kerry

Osama?
Probably off in a Cave Somewhere

Bring Them On!

Franklin Roosevelt Wore a Cape

If Al Gore Invented the Internet
How Come All the Addresses Begin with W?