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Campaign Slogans Found on the Cutting Room Floor
The Nasty, Vapid Presidential Campaign Could Have Been Worse
He never met a war he didn't like -- from a distance.
I'm just one of the fellas -- and the girls, too.
It's morning in America and the wolves are circling closer.
All these years and he's still up the Mekong without a paddle.
Twelve more years to get the job done right.
Dubya '04 and Jeb '08.
It's nighttime in America and the terrorists draw ever nearer.
Support Our Troops -- Bring'em Home Now!
On the other hand, seen in a new light, flip-flopping a little...
Don't swap your Humvee in the middle of a stream.
Bush, Bush, give him a push -- across the floor, out the door.
Scary Kerry quite contrary, how does your flip flop today?
It's twilight in America and time to prune the Bush.
In your heart you know he's wrong, wrong, wrong.
Kerry's the one, or at least he should be, maybe. Or not?
Frat Boy Dubya's back again, doo da, doo da.
Give me a W. Give me an M. Give me a D. Give me a WMD.
It's midnight in Baghdad. Should your loved one be there?
Copyright 2003-2004 William Stockton & Smithtown Creek Productions
All Rights Reserved
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