October 4, 2004

Playing the Naming Game for Washington Baseball

Just Call Them the Washington Republicans and Be Done with It

Commissioner of Baseball Bud Selig said Friday he would prefer for the new owners of Washington's franchise to select the team's name ... --The Washington Post

Here's a list of some of the more likely names:

The Washington Spin Docs

The Pork Barrels

The Fat Cats

The Lobbyists

The Clotures

The Dubya Em Dees

The No Comments

The Insiders

The Tax Cuts

The Deficits

The Marthas

The Anonymous Sources

The Special Interests

The Kerfuffles

The Filibusters

The Special Prosecutors

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