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February 23, 2004

Astronauts Plan Tolerance Search on Mars, Uranus

News Report:
A few representatives of "Repent America," a Philadelphia group opposed to "homosexual rights," carried signs opposing same-sex marriage. One read:

Warning:
Fornicators
Thieves
God Haters
Drunkards
Adulterers
Liars
Homosexuals
Judgment

Overlooked Items:

Puppeteers
Episcopalians
Bigots
Murderers
Divorcees
Harlots
Hit and Run Drivers
Catholics
Hindu Motel Owners
Wife-Beaters
Speeders
Cyclists
Zealots
Flatulents
Corporate CEOs
Rapists
Brain Surgeons
Gun Control Nuts
Muslims
Slavers
Polemicists
Jews
Jacobians
Pilgrims
Penguins
Powerball Winners
Lobbyists
Fatties
Five-Star Generals
Opera Singers
Hollywood Press Agents
NASCAR Dads
Penguins
Powerball Winners
Five-Star Restaurants
The Elderly
Pornographers
Democrats
Dirt Bikers
Teenagers
Sonomulents
Pedophiles
Liberals
Kidnappers
ATV Owners
Soccer Moms
Conservatives
Abortionists
Sumo Wrestlers
Illegal Immigrants
Shock Jocks
Apologists
Overweight Deputy Sheriffs
Glass House Dwellers
White House Spokespeople
Snowmobilers
Motel Maids
Egg-Sucking Liberals
Republicans
Talk Show Hosts

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