Internet Nugget
Every Web page on the Internet can contain hidden "keywords" and key word combinations that search engines might look at when a Web surfer types in a search term. Crafting key words has become a fine art. Webmasters often insert a welter of words and phrases, including likely typographical errors, hoping to snare a wide variety of surfers who are actually looking for something else.

McIntyre for Congress
Elmer McIntyre, an independent running for Illinois' 55th congressional district seat, places signs on lawns that read: McIntyre for Congress - God, Family, Country. Here are the hidden keywords and key word phrases embedded in the computer program code on his Web site's home page:

bush sucks, nader is a dork, jesus freak, god is dead, kerry sucks, nader eats worms, win a monster truck, rallies for idiots, osama the musical, kerry is a ketchup bottle, cheney eats worms, osama, free porn, assault rifles, abortion rules, teresa heinz barbecue sauce, bomb clinics, refinance now, win an assault rifle, pro choice, free the chicago seven, weathermen forever, favorite worm recipes, barbecue the cat, yo dude, beltway insider, outhouse humor, bring back sears catalog, hillary 2210, stolen guns for sale, bombs over tokyo, blue light specials, free saddam, blue light diner, beltway outsider, romance novel, family values suck, osama secret jew, roasted wiener dogs for sale, win a baby, invade iran, say the secret word, who's on first, cheney hair grow formula, dennis hastert is an idiot, bring back strom, way to go dude, trent lott for president, tommy franks is a hot dog, become a federal marshal in ten days, jeb bush 2008, win an abortion, no background check, chester arthur for president, richard clarke windup doll, nancy pelosi is an idiot, win a stolen gun, coke for sale, family values, get an erection fast, win an abortion, paris hilton nude, get out of iraq, no money down, bass fishing mega lure, neal bush savings and loan, politically correct, monster trucks rule, win an idiot, flying the burma hump, saddam's favorite recipes, barbecue the dog, smack central, win an erection, monster trucks, free osama, win a kilo of coke

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