Larry King Unveils Bid for
Talk Show Relevance
November 12, 2003

Lap Dog as Candidate:
Black & Tan, Bit of White
November 19, 2003

Cheney Toothpick Horror
Leads to New Agency
November 26, 2003

Ad Exec Leaves for Paris
and Wakes Up in Arkansas
December 3, 2003

All the Reasons Roosevelt
Should Exit the Dime
December 10, 2003

Baltimore Couple Hurls
Trash with Siege Engine
December 17, 2003

Ipodders Go Caroling, But
Leave Voices Behind
December 24, 2003

Boilerplate Rules Could
Spark Constitutional Crisis
December 31, 2003

Radioactive Horse Manure
Raises Dirty Bomb Fears
January 7,2004

Democrats Consult Arizona
Hermit for Election Advice
January 14, 2004

Sheboygan Poets Remove
Bush from Hall of Fame
January 21, 2004

Kerry Hires Telepathic
Parrot as Debate Coach
January 28, 2004

Prexy's Penchant for Pens
Plagues Parliamentarians
November 14, 2003

Christmas Eve Sign Hung
from Lady Justice's Breast
December 26, 2003

New Law Slows Spam
Flood to Trickle
January 2, 2004

$5 Million Water Bill Least
of This Family's Worries
January 9, 2004

Computers Write Bush
State of Union Speech
January 16, 2004

No Refrigerators, Washing
Machines in Cattle Feed
January 23, 2004

New York's Spitzer to Seize
Postal Service in Fraud Case
January 30, 2004

Coaches Teach Dems to
Insult House Opponents
November 24, 2003

Farmer Trains Terrorist
Sentry Pigs for Israel
December 1, 2003

Preacher Finds Way to Lure
Cowboys into a Church
December 8, 2003

Women's Gouprs Will Bare
All to Support Kucinich
December 15, 2003

Lord of the Rings Fan in
Boredom-Induced Coma
December 22, 2003

Investors Salivate over
$1.3 Million Domain Name
December 29, 2003

Britney Spears Virginity
Rating Downgraded
January 5, 2004

Administration Seeks to
Counter Blind, Deaf Claim
January 12, 2004

New Bistro Chain to Use
Saddam as Dining Theme
January 19, 2004

Atkins New Mad Cow Diet
Book Focuses on Prions
January 26, 2004

Georgia Education Head
Offers Other Items to Ban
Februrary 2, 2003