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	<title>Satirium</title>
	<link>http://www.satirium.com</link>
	<description>Satire &#124; Parody &#124; Humor</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>After Giuliani Exit, Squeegee Bums Seek New Patron</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/02/after-giuliani-exit-squeegee-bums-seek-new-patron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Who Will They &#8216;Help&#8217; Next? Ron Paul Could Sure Use a Boost
Now that Rudy Giuliani has exited the presidential election fray, the roving squeegee bums who had pursued the former New City mayor from the Iowa caucuses to the Florida primary are looking for a new candidate to support.
The word &#8220;support&#8221; is used with caution, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Erudite Political Junky Seeks Fun and Games With Same</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/erudite-political-junky-seeks-fun-and-games-with-same/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/erudite-political-junky-seeks-fun-and-games-with-same/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Pheromones Run Rampant in Election Year Personal Ads 
Law and Order White Jewish Male Liberal and adorable didactic mensch has searched the world for a kindred, sophisticated, adventurous Gothamite who is convinced Rudy Giuliani is the answer to all our national forebodings and will gladly seek out and tattle on every illegal maid in her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finally, FCC Acts on NYPD Blue&#8217;s Naked Rear End</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/finally-fcc-acts-on-nypd-blues-naked-rear-end/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/finally-fcc-acts-on-nypd-blues-naked-rear-end/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Sexual Matters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cheney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Time to Rein-in The FCC and Outsource Nudity to Blackwater or Boeing
I saw that NYPD Blue episode where the little kid walked in and saw a naked female rear end. I mean, like, that was some frightening rear end! It traumatized me, too, to see that, and I&#8217;m not even a little kid. Gave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clintons Plan to Share Oval Office after Election Win</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/clintons-plan-to-share-oval-office-after-election-win/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/clintons-plan-to-share-oval-office-after-election-win/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Campaign 2008]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Shared Office Would Amplify &#8216;Two Presidents for the Price of One&#8217; Effect
Increasingly confident that Hillary will win the Democratic nomination and be elected president, the Bill and Hillary Clinton have hired an architect to redesign the Oval Office so that the two of them could share it.
Jerome Winterblast, a renowned specialist in oval-shaped office [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Could Americans Spit Their Way out of a Recession?</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/could-americans-spit-their-way-out-of-a-recession/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/could-americans-spit-their-way-out-of-a-recession/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dubya]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Economics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It Might Sound Revolting, But Tough Times Require Aggressive Solutions
As the Federal Reserve, White House and Congress scramble to head off or at least ameliorate an economic recession, there is another, cheaper approach: spit.
Ask the American people to collect their spit &#8212; as much spit as possible &#8212; and turn it in at a national [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Fight the Right and Score a Big Win</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/how-to-fight-the-right-and-score-a-big-win/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/how-to-fight-the-right-and-score-a-big-win/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[These Handy Tips Will Breathe New Life into Republican Presidential Hopes
Go ahead and accept the invitation to the Rudy Giuliani cocktail party fund-raiser at the MacMansion of the president of the local chapter of Close the Borders Now, No Exceptions. Meet and greet as you work the room, saying things like &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it terrible the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missing White House E-Mails? Just Head to Fort Meade</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/missing-white-house-e-mails-just-head-to-fort-meade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/missing-white-house-e-mails-just-head-to-fort-meade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[At Your Fingertips: Any E-mail, Sent to Anyone, Anywhere at Anytime
News Item
White House Deleted E-Mails between 2001-2003
White House e-mail from the first three years of the Bush administration doesn&#8217;t exist because it was routinely recorded on tapes that were later &#8220;recycled,&#8221; the White House&#8217;s chief information officer said in a court filing. During the period, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guru Says: Use The Grand Canyon Creation Litmus Test</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/guru-says-use-the-grand-canyon-creation-litmus-test/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/guru-says-use-the-grand-canyon-creation-litmus-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If You Want to Be President, Don&#8217;t Waffle When Answering This Question
Confused about who should be the next president? Dazed by all the claims, rebuttals, spinmeisters, temper tantrums, mudslinging, obfuscation, debate blather and outright falsehoods?
Would you like an easy way to immediately eliminate some candidates? Then request that your favorite debate moderator ask this question [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presidential Candidate Rear End Smackdown Nixed</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/presiditial-candidate-rear-end-smackdown-nixed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/presiditial-candidate-rear-end-smackdown-nixed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What Would Thomas Jefferson Have Said?
The National League of Nude Voters said yesterday that it has abandoned efforts to organize an event in which all the presidential candidates would gather in a room and expose their naked rear ends en masse.
&#8220;Today is a dark day for the Jeffersonian ideal that an informed citizenry is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who &#8212; or What &#8212; Is Hannah Montana?</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/who-or-what-is-hannah-montana/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/who-or-what-is-hannah-montana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebutantes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Campaign 2008]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Popular Culture]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Could a Presumed Humanoid that &#8216;Sings&#8217; Be the Next President?
There has been much ado lately about the mysterious &#8220;Hannah Montana&#8221;. Here is a handy guide to help you understand that, as a general rule, few things are ever what they seem. Keep this guide close at hand at all times, since there are few signs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inventor Zaps Commuters Yakking on Cell Phones</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/inventor-zaps-commuters-yakking-on-cell-phones/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/inventor-zaps-commuters-yakking-on-cell-phones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cotswald Industries]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Put Down That Phone and Focus on Driving Like a Maniac
When Edwin Cotswald saw a report on the evening news about how drivers distracted by talking on their cell phones added 10 percent to the length of everyone&#8217;s commute, he couldn&#8217;t wait to get into his laboratory and get to work.
&#8220;I saw it on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make That Next Meeting a Career-Boosting Success</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/make-that-next-meeting-a-career-boosting-success/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/make-that-next-meeting-a-career-boosting-success/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cubicle Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Not What You Get Done, But How you Are Perceived That Matters
Arrive Early Stake out a spot at the head of the table. Setup your I-Pod and portable speakers. Play a continuous loop of Buddhist prayers or the chants of a Navajo Hatalii. Start some incense sticks burning in the corner. If the room [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senator Craig Airport Bathroom to Become Museum</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/senator-craig-airport-bathroom-to-become-museum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/senator-craig-airport-bathroom-to-become-museum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Sexual Matters]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When a Tourist Attraction Presents Itself, Start Charging Admission
Like most airports around the country, the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport is always looking for new sources of revenue. So it is no surprise that the Metropolitan Airports Commission is studying how to turn the famed Senator Larry Craig restroom into a revenue stream.
This is the restroom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Praise the Gods, Paris Is Back and Better Than Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/praise-the-gods-paris-is-back-and-better-than-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/praise-the-gods-paris-is-back-and-better-than-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebutantes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You Can&#8217;t Keep a Good Woman Down, Though They Certainly Tried
It&#8217;s so good to see Paris Hilton back in full blossom.
We missed you, Paris. We need you, Girl! You define us, as a nation, as a people, as a species, even as a planet.  You rock, Babe!
There was a period there &#8212; after that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dachshund Pack Splits Its Votes in Iowa Caucus</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/dachshund-pack-splits-its-votes-in-iowa-caucus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2008/01/dachshund-pack-splits-its-votes-in-iowa-caucus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Support for a Candidate Can Turn on Surprising Ephemerals 
When they got up at dawn this morning, the dogs decided to get a 12-hour jump on Iowa and hold their own caucus. They watch a lot of news and political blather on television, so they feel just as informed and just as entitled to caucus [...]]]></description>
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