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		<title>Should the Airlines Have a Dress Code?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, Do Something about Fatties and Crying Babies
Bob: Welcome to Burning Questions, the program where we get to the bottom. I&#8217;m Mister Bob. Our guest today is Charles de Vie, a well-known expert. And our burning question is: Should the airlines have a dress code?
Charles: What the airlines should do is ban babies. No babies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Airports to Add Men&#8217;s Room Urinal Monitors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
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The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey said Sunday it plans to add urinal monitors to all of the men&#8217;s rooms at Kennedy, La Guardia and Newark airports. The monitors, equipped with stop watches, will make sure no patrons at the airports&#8217; 150 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freeze-Dried Dog Newest Hotel Minibar Sensation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clever Chinese Entrepreneurs Know How to Exploit Western Desires
Further demonstrating mastery of cryogenic biology, Chinese scientists have developed a freeze-dried small dog that is stored in a plastic pouch and brought to life just by adding water and heating in a microwave.
A Shanghai company announced yesterday that it has acquired exclusive rights to distribute Yap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ever Wonder Who&#8217;s in Charge in the Airliner Cockpit?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 17:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Change Pilots, Please Press Seven on Your Keypad
Good morning, Captain Wilson. Good Morning First Officer Goodwin. I will be your flight control computer today for our flight from Atlanta Hartsfield to Cleveland Hopkins. If you would like to say good morning to me, please press the number thirteen on your screen.
First, just a reminder [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Try These Budget Luxury Cruises for $9.99 per Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call Now! Operators Are Standing by
Dear Party Animal:
Thank you for your interest in Rock Bottom Cruises and the Achilles Heel, the latest in state-of-the-art hyper-budget luxury cruising.
About the Achilles Heel This gem of an antique ocean-going vessel still has its original coal-fired boiler that produces steam for turbines that turn a single screw. Our coal [...]]]></description>
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