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Need Money? Strap on a Croc and Head for a Bank

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Staring in the Bathroom Mirror Is a Chore for Dick Cheney Each Morning
Number of women who successfully robbed a bank in 2006 with at least one crocodile strapped to their body: 7
Number who successfully robbed a bank by handing the teller a polite note asking for money: 2,976
Percentage of the crocodile robbers apprehended: 100
Percentage of […]

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