Category Archives: Pet Mania

Burning Questions Group Wrestles with Bush Third Term

Requiring Ankle Guards for Chihuahua Owners Bitterly Debated
After a contentious session of the Board of Governors, the National Institute of Burning Questions added the following items to its master list of National Priority Items Requiring Urgent Attention.
– At what diameter will Barry Bonds’ ever-growing biceps explode and could the explosion be of sufficient force to […]