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	<title>Satirium &#187; Iraq War</title>
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		<title>How One Family Will Pay for Iraq, Afghanistan Wars</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/11/how-one-family-will-pay-for-iraq-afghanistan-wars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/11/how-one-family-will-pay-for-iraq-afghanistan-wars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Times of War, Everyone Should Pull Their Weight to Foot the Bill
News Item: A Congressional study found that the Iraq and Afghanistan wars have cost the a typical American family of four $20,900.
This is good news. I have been worried sick about what the adventures in Iraq and Afghanistan were costing and how my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Safe Driving Tips for Blackwater Drivers in Iraq</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/10/safe-driving-tips-for-blackwater-drivers-in-iraq/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/10/safe-driving-tips-for-blackwater-drivers-in-iraq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Under New Scrutiny, Blackwater USA Becomes Proactive 
To: All Drivers
From: Mad Dog Hennigan
Please implement the following safe driving procedures immediately:
When children are present on the shoulder of the road or when passing by a school, slow down to 80 miles per hour.

When approaching a school zone, slow down enough so that your machine gun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, You There,  a Couple of Questions about Iraq</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/08/hey-you-there-a-couple-of-questions-about-iraq/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/08/hey-you-there-a-couple-of-questions-about-iraq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War on Terror]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Modern Day Rip Van Winkle Ponders the Iraq War
Q: Hey, Dude! Can I ask you a question?
A: I&#8217;m not your dude, but, yeah, go ahead.
Q: Like, I was in this giant electronics store buying a flat screen TV and this news babe was talking about Iraq.
A: News babes do talk about Iraq.
Q:  Way she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Media Watchdog Decries Reckless Use of &#8216;Kerfuffle&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/07/media-watchdog-decries-reckless-use-of-kerfuffle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/07/media-watchdog-decries-reckless-use-of-kerfuffle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cheney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A media watchdog group will soon mark the fourth anniversary of its quixotic campaign to convince newspaper writers and editors to cease using the word &#8220;kerfuffle&#8221; in headlines and articles.
&#8220;It saddens me to admit that we have made little headway. &#8216;Kerfuffle&#8217; is just as prevalent as ever in the print media,&#8221; said Marty Neederhosen, president [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ol&#8217; Unknown Unknown Is Nostalgic for Media Glare</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/06/ol-unknown-unknown-is-nostalgic-for-media-glare/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/06/ol-unknown-unknown-is-nostalgic-for-media-glare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War on Terror]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One Thing is Certain: Don Rumsfeld Doesn&#8217;t Call Just to Chat
The telephone rings and the caller I.D. announces: UNKNOWN NAME UNKNOWN NUMBER.
Only one Unknown Unknown ever calls me: Don Rumsfeld. Ringing in from Taos, no doubt.  I pick up the call.
&#8220;Donnie, Baby! How ya doin? Long time, no hear.&#8221;

&#8220;How did you know it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Burning Questions about Hillary&#8217;s Behind, Bush&#8217;s Sleep</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/05/burning-questions-about-hillarys-behind-bushs-sleep/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/05/burning-questions-about-hillarys-behind-bushs-sleep/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 14:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Campaign 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dubya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does Lyndon Johnson&#8217;s Ghost Wander the White House at Night?
The National Commission on Burning Questions released its latest report over the Memorial Day weekend and, as is usually the case, touched on several burning issues.
Presidential Candidate DerriÃ¨res Which of the many presidential candidates from both the Republican and Democratic parties has the largest rear end, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Wolfowitz Find His Niche at a New Iraqi University?</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/05/will-wolfowitz-find-his-niche-at-a-new-iraqi-university/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/05/will-wolfowitz-find-his-niche-at-a-new-iraqi-university/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 17:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Congress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Princeton of the Desert Might Be the Path to Iraqi Reconciliation
Washington is in the midst of a legendary behind-the-scenes struggle over how to remove Paul Wolfowitz as head of the World Bank. The Bush Administration is opposed; the Europeans want him gone, but they want to retain the ability to name the next head [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking for Gold in Iraq War Anniversary</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/03/looking-for-gold-in-iraq-anniversary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/03/looking-for-gold-in-iraq-anniversary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Creation of Iraqi Freedom Day Could Bring National Healing
Most of the events marking the fourth anniversary of the start of the Iraq War are taking the form of angry anti-war protests. But several national business groups are hoping the celebrations will lay the groundwork for a new national holiday.
&#8220;One the the biggest mistakes that American [...]]]></description>
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		<title>War Demonstrators Included 10,000 Federal Agents</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2007/01/iraq-war-demonstrators-included-10000-federal-agents/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2007/01/iraq-war-demonstrators-included-10000-federal-agents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Wind in the Trees Was the Sound of a Thousand Clicking Cameras
Crowd estimation experts monitoring the anti-Iraq war demonstrations in Washington over the weekend say at least 10,000 of the marchers and spectators were Federal agents. The vast majority were equipped with cameras and photographed both marchers and spectators.
&#8220;We believe that something close to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush&#8217;s Iraq Soundbites for the Holiday Season</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2006/12/bushs-iraq-soundbites-for-the-holiday-season/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2006/12/bushs-iraq-soundbites-for-the-holiday-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dubya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a handy list of Iraq war sound bites that Bush Administration denizens can use to get through the holidays and the swearing in of the new Congress:
Leaving before the job is done is like telling kids not to put beans in their ears.
We will succeed until we quit, whichever comes sooner or later.
We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Pulls Plug on Iraq Big Macs</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2006/10/mcdonalds-pulls-plug-on-iraq-big-macs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2006/10/mcdonalds-pulls-plug-on-iraq-big-macs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[McDonald&#8217;s Corporation said it will drop its plans to open as many as 5,000 stores in Iraq and will take a $150 million charge in the fourth quarter as a result.
In a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, the company said that &#8220;prospects now seem remote&#8221; that it will ever open one of its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marines Hope 15-year-olds Can Close Recruit Shortage</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2006/08/marines-hope-15-year-olds-can-close-recruit-shortage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2006/08/marines-hope-15-year-olds-can-close-recruit-shortage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A prominent neurologist who conducts research for the Pentagon says he has found a way to stimulate development of the cerebral cortex in adolescent males and speed up their maturation.
Military recruiters, faced with the tough task of filling their quotas in the face of relentlessly bad news from Iraq, are monitoring the work of Dr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pentagon Seeks &#8216;Speed of Dark&#8217; Weapon for Terror War</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2006/01/pentagon-seeks-speed-of-dark-weapon-for-terror-war/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2006/01/pentagon-seeks-speed-of-dark-weapon-for-terror-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Civil Liberties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War on Terror]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pioneering Physicist Gets a Visit from Several Men in Black
The Pentagon has apparently embarked on a secret research project to understand and exploit the &#8220;speed of dark&#8221; and create a new weapons system for use in the war on terror.
Although the speed of light &#8212; 186,282 miles per second &#8212; has been known with considerable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does Bush Lie Awake at Night, Staring at the Ceiling?</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2005/11/does-bush-lie-awake-at-night-staring-at-the-ceiling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2005/11/does-bush-lie-awake-at-night-staring-at-the-ceiling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dubya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Medicine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Getting at the Heart of Things That Go &#8220;Clunk&#8221; in the Dark
Mr. Bob: Welcome to &#8220;Inquiring Minds&#8221;. Our guest tonight is Stephan Fidget, renowned sleep expert and paranormal psychologist. So&#8230; Stephan, does President Bush lie awake at night staring at the ceiling, his eyes wide open like a deer caught in the headlights?
Fidget: Good question, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How the FBI Got an Anti-War Speaker to Stay Home</title>
		<link>http://www.satirium.com/2005/09/how-the-fbi-got-an-anti-war-speaker-to-stay-home/</link>
		<comments>http://www.satirium.com/2005/09/how-the-fbi-got-an-anti-war-speaker-to-stay-home/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Stockton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Iraq War]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War on Terror]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Six Surveillance Helicopters and Two Dozen Agents Cost a Lot
My friend Dexter desperately wanted to attend the anti-war rally in Washington over the weekend. But he stayed home after the head of his FBI surveillance detail appealed to him personally, citing the Bureau&#8217;s shortage of manpower and &#8220;national security concerns.&#8221;
I should explain that Dexter has [...]]]></description>
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