Category Archives: Dr. Schneiderman

Teen in Coma after Watching Paris’ Burger Flick 212 Times

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Doctor Revives Him by Whispering Something Lewd in His Ear
A teen-age who boy fell into a coma and was hospitalized after watching Paris Hilton’s lascivious hamburger commercial 200 times non-stop regained consciousness today.
Moments after awakening, Dennis Stringfellow, 17, whispered to his mother, “I need a hamburger real bad.”
Overjoyed at her son’s recovery, Alice Stringfellow rushed […]

Filed in Celebutantes, Sexual Matters, Dr. Schneiderman | Permalink | Comments (0)