Monthly Archives: September 2007

Try Your Hand at Passing the New Citizenship Test

Quick! Which President Died with a Secret Girl Friend by His Side?
News Item: The government’s Office of Citizenship has revised the oral test immigrants must pass to become citizens. Satirium obtained a copy of the test, which will be used beginning in October, 2008. Herewith, a sampling of the questions and acceptable answers:
Q: Which president […]