Lauren Conrad Is, Like, Eager to Sound More Intelligent When She Speaks
Here is a roundup of the latest celebrity news headlines:
Lindsay Lohan says she plans to always wear underwear any time she goes out in public “at least until my arraignment” for DUI on August 24.
Paris Hilton admits that while in jail, she completely shrouded herself with a bed sheet any time she went to the toilet to prevent paparazzi photos.
Larry King of CNN says his interview of Paris Hilton convinced him that she is “a fine and lovely young woman that anyone should be proud to have as a daughter.”
Justin Timberlake says he will shave his beard on live television and “not violate any FCC rules” if the right kind of product endorsement deal comes along.
Rosie O’Donnel says being downgraded from a Level Nine to a Level Six on the Celebrity Index was “unfair, untoward and unadulterated.”
Lauren Conrad plans to enter a speech rehab program with a goal of using the word “like” no more than once in every sentence.
Paula Abdul, in a rare moment of candor, admits it is “very, very difficult” to maintain her signature smile while brushing and flossing her teeth.
Matthew McConaughey admits that “more than once” he has thought about having his hair straightened.