Soon, the Swift Boat Veterans Will Fire Up Their Engines
It is well known that Yale men sit down to pee. But since Mr. Obama attended Columbia and Harvard instead of Yale, does that mean he leaves the toilet seat up after he has finished his business, or does he put the seat down like he is supposed to?
If you add an extra letter ‘r’ in the middle of Mr. Obama’s first name and put the letter ’s’ on the end, you spell “barracks.” Would this fact in any way cloud his judgment when it comes to appointing a secretary of defense and keeping the nation safe?
One of the world’s most obscure dog breeds is the Australian long haired Obama. If Mr. Obama is elected president, would he seek legislation making the Obama the National Dog and would he carry one with him wherever he went and teach it to wave at the press corps from the top of the Air Force one boarding stairs?
Whenever Mr. Obama encounters a cockroach scuttling across the floor in his Senate office, does he dispatch it by stomping on it with his foot, or does he seek to scoop it up and flush it down the toilet?
What about frogs? It is well known that there are a lot of frogs in Hawaii and Indonesia where Mr. Obama lived as a child. Do frogs have a special place in his life and, if so, is it a cold and damp place, or some other kind of environment? And do they play music in this place?
Sooner or later, some megabucks true blue citizen will give the Swift Boat Veterans a lot of money and the airwaves will be filled with advertisements pointing out that Mr. Obama’s middle name is Hussein. Has he thought about getting a jump on them and changing his name to Barack Who’s Sane Obama?
Speaking of names, has Mr. Obama noticed that Hillary Clinton spells her first name with an extra letter “l” and doesn’t he think that such a glaring spelling error and the fact that she went to Yale could give him a logical opening to question her qualifications to be president?