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Uni-Party Slogans that Transcend Issues Are in High Demand
News Item:
With only 100 days until mid-term congressional elections, both Democrats and Republicans are scrambling to find centrist campaign slogans.
As a public service, Satirium offers the following Uni-Party campaign slogans, safe for any pol to embrace:
Just Trust Me, Dude. I Know What I’m Doing
A Pizza in Every [...]