Monthly Archives: April 2006

This Is So Exciting We Can Hardly Stand It!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

How Many Babies Will Fit Behind Britney’s Steering Wheel?
Listen to this! Tom Cruise used to hitchhike in Europe with prostitutes. Is that cool or what? Imagine it. Ol’ Cruiser as a young dude and he hooking (no pun intended) up with this ho. She thumbs on the edge of the asphalt while showing lots of [...]

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