Monthly Archives: March 2006

Brown-Skinned People Speaking Spanish Cause Illness

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Middle-Aged and Elderly White Males Especially Prone to HIS
The National Association of EMTs is warning its members to brace for a rash of strokes, heart attacks and seizures during Cinco de Mayo festivities early in May. The reason: the emergence of a new malady known as HIS, which stands for “Hispanic induced seizure.”
Cases of HIS [...]

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