Something for Everyone, from Dachshunds to Kaballa
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A New Zealand-based Web site that makes fun of Tom Cruise’s promotion of the Church of Scientology has been ordered by the church’s lawyers to stop using the domain name scienTOMogy.info. They said the site infringes on the scientology trademark. The lawyers also demanded that the domain name be transferred to the Church of Scientology. The Los Angeles Times
Other Web sites that church lawyers might want to look into:
www.scienOldMotherHubbardOlogy.com
Offers a line of synthetic bones aimed at the canine market.The site claims that canines who chew its bones almost never need psychotherapy or other behavioral modification treatments.
wwww.scienKaballaOlogy.com
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are believed to have set up this Web site to promote a second sitcom they are flogging to Hollywood producers. It’s the story of a family that belongs to the Church of Scientology and the hilarious situations they find themselves in after they decide to convert to Kaballa and become vegans.
www.scienOrgyOlogy.xxx
A porn site devoted to photos of men and women attending orgies. The Web site operators claim that all those shown on the site are Scientologists, but experts who have studied the site say that the people shown frolicking look more like Episcopalians than Scientologists.
www.scienKatieOlogy.com
The home of Katie Holmes’ blog in which she constantly professes her love for Tom Cruise while at the same time agonizing about the effect that spending a lot of time with Scientologists might have on her unborn baby. She also frequently obsesses over whether Tom will still love her if she fails to get her figure back after the baby is born.
www.scienDachsOlogy.com
A Web site set up by Dachshund lovers who also belong to the Church of Scientology. The site chronicles the heartwarming stories of lovable weiner dogs abandoned by their previous owners and how they find new lives in the Church of Scientology singing hymns of praise.
www.scienOprahCouchOlogy.biz
Oprah Winfrey, always a savvy business woman, is getting into the furniture business with a couch that can withstand repeated use as a trampoline. She hopes her friend Tom Cruise will help her establish a sales toehold with the Church of Scientology crowd.