Tired of Traffic Tickets? We Have the Answer
You know the feeling. The nice policeman has pulled you over and announced you were doing 90 m.p.h. in a 35 m.p.h zone. Now he’s sitting in his cruiser with your driver’s license and registration. Life is about to become really unpleasant.
But wait! What if he returned to your window, handed you a warning — yes, just a warning — and said, with a big smile, “Have a nice day.”
That could be the fairy tale ending to all your future driving indiscretions with Cotswald Industries new Electronic Driver’s License.
Our customers tell us that this clever device has saved them thousands of dollars in traffic tickets and hundreds of hours spent in boring remedial driver education courses. Yes, you too could say goodbye forever to moving violations.
Here’s how the Costwald Industries Electronic Driver’s License works:
You send us your driver’s license. We will encase it in a thin plastic cover in which micro electronic circuits have been embedded that make the card talk. During a traffic stop, when the police officer has taken your driver’s license back to the patrol car for that agonizingly long period when he does whatever he does, your driver’s license will be talking to the officer.
That’s right! The Cotswald Industries Electronic Driver’s License will be pleading your case even as the officer radios for your wants and warrants. The card, using data based on your past driving record, will discuss with the policeman all the reasons you shouldn’t be given a ticket.
Equipped with a mellifluous voice and using persuasive arguments written just for your card by some of the nation’s finest debaters, your driver’s license will make your case with all the skill of a top-rated criminal defense attorney talking to a capital murder jury.
Our files are full of testimonials from users of the Costswald Electronic Driver’s License. They tell inspirational stories of police officers who went back to the patrol car determined to write a ticket, only to return, hand over the driver’s license and other papers, and say, “I was mistaken. Have a nice day.â€
Operators are standing by for your call. Buy a Costswald Electronic Driver’s License today. A single moving violation fine that you don’t have to pay will more than cover the cost of your Cotswald Electronic Driver’s License. Call now and never pay another traffic ticket fine.
Read these Inspirational Testimonials from Our Customers:
“I ran a red light doing 70 m.p.h. and then rear-ended someone stopped in a school zone letting off children. I thought for sure I would spend the night in jail. But after the ambulances and tow trucks finished their work, the nice officer handed me a warning. ‘We all have our bad days,’ he said and saluted.” — Thomas Carr, Peoria
“I was talking on a cell phone and changing the radio station when I sideswiped four cars and took out a fire hydrant. I don’t know what my Cotswald Electronic Driver’s License said back in the patrol car, but I got off with a warning and a brief lecture about paying attention.” — Amy Sandling, Yonkers
“I don’t know what your driver’s license said to those thugs. When they turned on their lights, I ran because it was driving a stolen car. I hit a tree and their dogs chased me down in the park. But after the Cotswald Electronic Driver’s License told them my story, they escorted me home and even let me keep the stash of coke they found under the seat. You guys rock! — Gerald (last name withheld), Covina