Aliases a Cherished Tradition in White House Press Room
Names I have used and my affiliations while covering the White House over the years:
Hedley Smedley Whitman
Clairvoyant Animal News and National Parrot Squawk
Whit Smythe
Torture News and Guantanamo Today
Smedley Hedman
Grover’s Corners Cemetery Newsletter
Goober Grover Smedley
Texas Brush Cutter’s Ranch Journal
Smytheley Hedley Goober
Michael Moore’s Lose Fifty Pounds in Fifty Days Newsletter
Smythe Whitley
John Ashcroft’s Bare Breast Sing Along Chronicle
Whitman Smedly Whitman
Bill Clinton Daily Zipper Report
Goober Whit III
The National Chronicle of Newt’s Zewts
Evan Whit Zitman
Read My Lips Daily Tax Letter
Booger Goober Smedman IV
White House Napster Bazaar
Zit Whit
Oliver North’s Daily Salute
Smedley Hedley Whedley
Just Say No Weekly Call
Smed Boog
Death Squad Daily Diary and Weapons Manual
Livingston Smedley Whedley
Sweater and Thermostat Roundup
Cassius Romulus Whitney IV
I’m Not a Crook Monthly Journal